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One Who Cannot Think Of A Creative URL

^THIS TITLE IS TRUTH
Sep 2 '14
keep-away-reality:

2nd of September

keep-away-reality:

2nd of September

Sep 1 '14

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

(Source: best-of-memes)

Sep 1 '14
"Always be kinder than you feel."
(via 5oak)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

Sep 1 '14
  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
Sep 1 '14
"Always be kinder than you feel."
(via 5oak)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

Sep 1 '14
"You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word “sorry.”"
Unknown  (via msndobrev)

(Source: iwishtheseweremywords)

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.


Put what back

eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

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Put what back

(Source: eredar)

Sep 1 '14
  • *throws grenade at you* think fast